Hi Mia! Man, it’s always great to see you.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Doesn’t this universe have child labour laws?
Suddenly, it becomes a Hellraiser crossover.
Sweetie no. Do not be jealous of Maya. She is in jail, for the second time.
This is what happens when you hang out with teenage girls Phoenix. This is what happens.
Considering the quality of the other testimony we’ve dealt with, I’m pretty sure they’d have no problem with this.
U mad.
I love how fucking catty Phoenix is in his own head.
Phoenix Wright, prodigy lawyer who has yet to lose a single case and is the best person to have on your side when going up against anybody, has never read the books in his own office.
God help this universe.